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| July 31st, 2009

Yes. This is actually a robot. Or, rather, a Terminator.


Yes. This is actually a robot. Or, rather, a Terminator.
For the last time, robots DO NOT WANT. They do not want you to pick them up, they do not want you to put them down. Robots do not want humans around. They’re gross, and are only good for making meat-batteries.
A robot in Sweden supposedly mistook a maintenance worker’s head for a rock, tried to pick him up and throw him onto the “defective” pile, seriously injuring him in the process. As if. It’s so obvious what’s happening here. This is exactly what happened in 2001, A Space Oddyssy.
Not the slightest bit discreet.





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